Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
A+ Viking dick
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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