check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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