I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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