i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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