Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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