Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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