careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
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He passed out mid-signature
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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