Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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