He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Dignity is for republicans.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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