Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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