so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'm really busy with my period
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