Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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