After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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