Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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