whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Dear god my vagina.
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