everyone is single if you try hard enough
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
