Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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