I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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