If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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