Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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