Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
There's always time for handjobs
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
