people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Come see our sink grown plant.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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