So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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