remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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