I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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