There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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