On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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