What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out