ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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