I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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