does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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