Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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