it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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