You really coming over, don't trick.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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