do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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