im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I am mentally ready for anal.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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