they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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