There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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