Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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