Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I want to have your abortion
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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