Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
