I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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