oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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