no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
