if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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