he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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