The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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