i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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