He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
they're like a gay fantastic four
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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