The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
There's even glitter on my cock...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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