it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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