How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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