So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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