just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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