what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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